You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
she smelled like a LAN party
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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