I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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