is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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