ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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