Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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