shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
soo... how was my night?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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