She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize