dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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