I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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