i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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