my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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