This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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