Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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