butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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