I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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