so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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