you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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