He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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