And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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