I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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