I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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