her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
