Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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