we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
