Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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