Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
