escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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