windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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