Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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