I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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