so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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