Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
