So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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