stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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