I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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