How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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