Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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