He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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