You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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