haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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