He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
