i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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