Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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