Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We have so much sex to catch up on
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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