"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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