I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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