kristin has been a bad kristin
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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