He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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