Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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