Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize