Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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