The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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