After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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