Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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