when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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