do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Randomize
