I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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